Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Toddler For Sale!



For sale. One Kayla Grace Reber--a sweet, adorable two-year-old who lights up when she smiles and is a generally unassuming little spirit with very few needs and demands. Can send next-day rush-order.

WARNING: Keep toddler away from scissors, lipstick tubes, mascara, lotion, soap, toilet paper, wipes, markers, art supplies, garbage cans, refrigerators, etc. Current owner recommends the use of child-proof locks on all doors and cupboards, a household carpet cleaner and "goo be gone" cleaning products.






The above picture probably deserves a title--let's call it, "The Lipstick Episode #5."


Then again, she is teaching herself to use the potty--that's right, I've found this remarkable toddler using the potty all by herself on a number of occasions this week. Maybe I'll keep her. Ask me tomorrow.

12 comments:

Jacob said...

Definitely a busy little girl! Beth will be the same way so we will talk more when beth does those things!
Love ya!
Kristen

Julie said...

Oh dear. She seems to have been taking silent notes from big sister. What a cute little devil!!!

Jolanda said...

We'll take a little Kayla. How about on Friday morning?

Aim said...

Glad to know it's not just my kids! Kayla's welcome to come visit over here for a while until you miss her again!

Unknown said...

Wow, first week and she is already on the toilet! I am impressed! (I think Ben took most of the rodeo pictures, but if you have any I would want on your cammera would you mind sending them my way!) Thanks! We loved having you guys. sorry it was a crazy weekend.

Anonymous said...

I was laughing as I read this post. You just described the sentiments of most mom's, I'm sure!

I am amazed at her own potty training skills! That is pretty awesome. Chance was interested for a little while, but has since lost interest! :(

Jane said...

Oh my! She is quite a QT and certainly keeping you on your toes. I've had the same things happening at my house. Good luck!

Jamie said...

she sure is cute though : )

Ashley said...

I'll take her!! What a cutie! Boys make lots of messes too! Ahg

Nicole said...

I swear, you win the award for having the most 'messy baby' pictures. I'm sure my boys could out-mess any child, I guess I'm just in no mood to capture the moments when they're happening, which is too bad because they make great photos.

Also, way to go Kayla, with the potty training!

Sarah said...

You are so good at documenting these things, I am sure they will come in handy later! :) It sounds like Ella's been teaching Kayla well! :) Oh I love your girls, I would gladly take them any day! When can we start sending them on the plane to each other? I'm sure Katie and Kayla could get into all kinds of things together... :)

Wow on the potty training! Katie is totally interested and wants to, but I am not up for it yet! We need to talk soon, I still need to thank you for the amazing, amazing and so thoughtful package. You are one in a million, Lauren, I sure do love you!

Kenzie Rose said...

FLASHBACK!! Alexis did the same thing to the very same pink ballet pjs!